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We are hosting a glorious parade to celebrate Eh hem and all our other non-fictious and lucrative brands this year on July 12th! Make sure to come to Times Square, New York, and then hang a left after the McDonalds, then a right, a left, another left, and a third left. You will recognize us by our new vintage t-shirts adorned by various words that begin with 'E' and end with 'm'. Don't be deterred if you don't see anyone; buy some of our products! |
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posted APRIL 19th 1993 |
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This month on the 17th you can join us at 'Earl's All you Can Eat Pancake House' and take part in the surely joyful proceedings, sponsored by us. At noon there will be a pancake eating contest, which would presumably involve eating a great number of pancakes or possibly alot in a period of time. We will be on site to supply important products and memorabilia. Make sure to bring your stomach and/or wallet! |
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posted DECEMBER 1st 1991 |