Q. What is Eh hem?
A. This is a terrible question, and last I heard, everytime someone asks it, one of our employees drops dead. But if you must know, Eh hem is a conceptual brand that stands for everything in the world, and whatever you feel is needed, with the goal to offer maximum potential with low to possibly decent chance of non-probable failure! With this potential you can theoretically accomplish anything! With Eh hem products you have an opportunity to do anything within your country's laws, and within your imagination! Here, let me link to our products page! Spread the joy!
Q. Why do I feel like I'm being sold products at every turn?
A. Sold Products? This is more than "selling products". These are important memorabilia
that prove you stand by our cause, and to make sure stand by your cause! Every time you look at our logos or mascots, you'll be reminded of whatever it is you needed to be reminded of, and also you win the game! Have a look at our products page! Spread the happiness!
Q. Do you accept *Insert Payment Method Here*?
A. Yes, of course we do! As long as you spend a minimum of 2 hours with our interactive automated phone service, we can guarantee we can make any payment method work (barring extra fees!)
Not sure where to pay? Head on over to our order page and order now using the order forms! And here, have a look at a products page! Spread the knowledge!
Q. Do you ship products to *Insert Mysterious Location Here*?
A. Yes, of course we do!
As long as you spend a minimum of 2 hours with our interactive automated phone service, we can guarantee we can make any delivery to any location (barring extra fees!)
Not sure where to pay? Head on over to our order page and order now using the order forms! And here, have a look at a products page! Spread the joyous knowledge!
Q. Can I Return my products? My Eh hem inflatable balloon wouldn't inflate when I used the Eh hem branded inflator!
A. No, while you can't return our products, we can offer you support over our dedicated
interactive automated phone service, and even though your products are now sadly discontinued, you can look forward to our current and future products over at our product page! Spread the knowledge of happiness!
Q. I think your FAQ is a little bit biased and/or amazing. Where can I file my complaints and/or compliments?
A. Currently our website lacks a comments section or anyway for our consumers to interact with us directly or non-directly, but if you want to attempt to reach us through our
interactive automated phone service or our automated interactive e-mail service, you're welcome to attempt it. Just don't ever come and knock on our door. Our door is not interactive or automated and may not be entirely pleasant and/or enjoyable. Spread the products!
